Along came a spider.

when you finally reach your full power potential

anyone else feels like their 30’s are just one very long hangover?

when you did all the work in a group project and rightfully decided to take all the credit, too

name the bar this baby owns and operates

when you think the world is against you just eat and then go to sleep

a very important phone call with grandpa. you can’t say no to him or the cheddar biscuits

if only there was some way to figure out who batman was

i never studied abroad, but every friend i know who did makes sure to let me knew every chance they get

you know things in america are bad when cats decide to leave and start their own country

She found him 13 years later and took the same picture. this is awesome

you never know when you might need that outdated cable from 20 years ago

the assignment was clear and he aced it

showering without your glasses on can be a dangerous game

the original and still most unanswered question philosophers always ask

when you’re not broke yet. but soon