Your eyes are like stars.

Your eyes are like stars.

I have a feeling Hitler would like Tumblr.

I have a feeling Hitler would like Tumblr.

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

My new favorite cat gif

My new favorite cat gif

10/10 would overdose.

10/10 would overdose.

Hey Mom! Pthlpthbbbbt

Hey Mom! Pthlpthbbbbt

You mean to tell me the third panel is incorrect?

You mean to tell me the third panel is incorrect?

Clever dog

How big Africa really is.

How big Africa really is.

Be careful what you wish for

Be careful what you wish for

Too suave for words.

Too suave for words.

You don’t know my life

You don’t know my life

Sassy bones

When was the last time you had sex?

When was the last time you had sex?

Hey Americans.

‘Merica at war.

‘Merica at war.