Can I speak to you in private?

Can I speak to you in private?

Thanks madre…

Thanks madre…

Good luck out there…

Good luck out there…

I will care for you, tiny human.

I will care for you, tiny human.

Find something worth smiling about.

Find something worth smiling about.

…look at all them real boys.

…look at all them real boys.

First Mars rover image sent back to Earth

First Mars rover image sent back to Earth

Amazon’s finest

Amazon’s finest

Draw the curtains, dear.

Draw the curtains, dear.

Just checking…

Just checking…

It took me a bit to figure out…

It took me a bit to figure out…

Now that’s what I call a sync…

Now that’s what I call a sync…

My official mascot.

My official mascot.

Tweeting on unholy land.

Tweeting on unholy land.

I’ll be back… with medical assistance.

I’ll be back… with medical assistance.

Have we fixed this yet?

Have we fixed this yet?