There is a horse with no head somewhere…

Thanks Obama

Clearly Japan is getting ready for war.

Riddle me this, atheists…

The difference between creepy and cool.

Watching a movie with a parent.

Chocolate Roulette.

It’s dangerous to pause a Disney movie.

Okay, who was the jerk that dropped some molly in my coffee?

Why don’t they ever get pulled over for this?

Hey mom!

The ocean is inside of this opal.

Violinist, Roger Frisch, plays during brain surgery to find what’s causing his tremors.

Help. The bad man touched me.

What did you have for breakfast?

Just got a promotion. I have employees now