The Diction-fairy…

The Diction-fairy...

did you know e.t. had a last name?

did you know e.t. had a last name?

the future is crabs

the future is crabs

this man is not okay

this man is not okay

does khajit get the zoomies?

does khajit get the zoomies?

peekaboo for adults

peekaboo for adults

text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up

text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up

this was a solid theory, though

this was a solid theory, though

a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel, what’s more realistic?

a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel, what’s more realistic?

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

dramatic reading by 5 year old

dramatic reading by 5 year old

this might be the world’s worst autocorrect

this might be the world’s worst autocorrect

This fully intact vintage burger king was found behind a mall wall in april

This fully intact vintage burger king was found behind a mall wall in april

you might just call it a… murder investigation!

you might just call it a… murder investigation!

the world is ready to see me at my worst

the world is ready to see me at my worst

books are priceless treasures

books are priceless treasures