My morning ritual.

never letting go

purr-fect

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

sea urchins love hats

avoiding people in public is exhausting

live laugh lobotomy

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

flying is like living in the wild west

i live at the zoo now

ode de febreeze

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

money on gandalf

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

it has stories to tell

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep