Suddenly BEARS!

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

oh no is an understatement

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies