Lost in Space

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

dinner and show

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

i can never show my face in public again

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

marriage isn’t for everyone

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line