This whole show was on drugs.

how about these gas prices?

i flip my hair back and forth

priority putting away costs an arm and a leg

hide your shoulders or get suspended

meal prepping made easy

Xenomorphs and gargoyles are canon together

just wait until the floor is actually lava, then all the adults will feel like real idiots

this explains so much

no assistance needed

gonna ride my cow into town for groceries, be back in a bit

funeral bouquet

they’re everywhere!

sold!

time to show the world how smart i am

daily reasons to drink