Feeling Lucky?

Why doesn’t this happen?

Why doesn't this happen?
Wizard Liquor.
Wizard Liquor.
Bathing in style with a granite boulder tub and chandelier shower head
Bathing in style with a granite boulder tub and chandelier shower head
Farts.
Farts.
1/2 cup of cute.
1/2 cup of cute.
I think we have a new good guy.
I think we have a new good guy.
The land before time.
The land before time.
Why was there only one set of footprints?
Why was there only one set of footprints?
My nightly ritual.
My nightly ritual.
Islamic Logic
Islamic Logic
Zombie Marvel Sculptures.
Zombie Marvel Sculptures.
Taylor Swift should walk in on Kim Kardashian giving birth…
Taylor Swift should walk in on Kim Kardashian giving birth…
It’s dangerous to go alone.
It’s dangerous to go alone.
Beyonce vs Destiny’s Child.
Beyonce vs Destiny’s Child.
Words.
Words.
Feeling cute in a new outfit…
Feeling cute in a new outfit…
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
Join the conversation
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
left+swipe
left swipe
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
WATCH+OUT+FOR+DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS