Thought of the week at Microsoft

the magic eight ball lied to me

it cost everything

no car can kill me

becoming one with nature

he has risen

reporting for duty, general booty!

never lose your sense of humor

inspirational women

the time is now

you gotta fight, for your right, to party!

i’m getting drunk just looking at this

i actually know who bebe rhexa is. not lil tay though or laurel vs yanny

we were so worried about the robot uprising we never considered the plant uprising

grape jelly meatballs

come and take it