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Welcome to the real world.

Welcome to the real world.
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In the yellow states it is legal to own a RACCOON. Thought you oughta know.
In the yellow states it is legal to own a RACCOON. Thought you oughta know.
Spelunking for fun and sight seeing.
Spelunking for fun and sight seeing.
It’s free psychedelics.
It’s free psychedelics.
Natural light pillars (cast by aliens) in Alaska
Natural light pillars (cast by aliens) in Alaska
Yes, love, join your family.
Yes, love, join your family.
Things not to say before losing an election.
Things not to say before losing an election.
This is what it’s like when puss attac.
This is what it’s like when puss attac.
How To Make Friends And Influence Peeps
How To Make Friends And Influence Peeps
Do a good turn daily.
Do a good turn daily.
Reverend Vince deserves an audience, certainly.
Reverend Vince deserves an audience, certainly.
And the award for best post-it note goes to…
And the award for best post-it note goes to…
Geology is easy.
Geology is easy.
Yeehaw bitches
Yeehaw bitches
…butt mooooooooom
…butt mooooooooom
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends?
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
Join the conversation
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW