Feeling Lucky?

Text me when you get home.

Text me when you get home.
Stay heavy out there…
Stay heavy out there…
I mean… only old people should be worried, right?
I mean… only old people should be worried, right?
Job interview went well..
Job interview went well..
Gran went straight Smaug on the TP situation.
Gran went straight Smaug on the TP situation.
I could never-leave-my-bed here.
I could never-leave-my-bed here.
The Tac is a lie!
The Tac is a lie!
Chaotic Goodness
Chaotic Goodness
Disney- is terrible.
Disney- is terrible.
‘Maybe we’ll give that a shot’ – The Donald, probably.
‘Maybe we’ll give that a shot’ – The Donald, probably.
Shipping logistics is beautiful.
Shipping logistics is beautiful.
The many uses of cow.
The many uses of cow.
Got ‘˜eeem
Got ‘˜eeem
Oh it’s not just a hobby?
Oh it’s not just a hobby?
I’m berry excited for spring.
I’m berry excited for spring.
Do better, blue.
Do better, blue.
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
The+onion+warehouses+of+Suffolk%2C+UK.
The onion warehouses of Suffolk, UK.
Join the conversation
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS