Feeling Lucky?

Pretty much describes how I hit on girls.

Pretty much describes how I hit on girls.
It really can be that simple.
It really can be that simple.
Hello. Is it Mr. Handsome you’re looking for…
Hello. Is it Mr. Handsome you’re looking for…
This is a thing, apparently.
This is a thing, apparently.
Seed the world.
Seed the world.
Thanks, Jackie. Agree bigly. Outstanding man, this one.
Thanks, Jackie. Agree bigly. Outstanding man, this one.
I would watch this Gisney adaptation.
I would watch this Gisney adaptation.
Your welcome.
Your welcome.
Swords are the obvious solution.
Swords are the obvious solution.
Got dammit, Emily…
Got dammit, Emily…
I could live in this simulation…
I could live in this simulation…
Meeska, Mooska…
Meeska, Mooska…
Hats off to John for being consistent, at least.
Hats off to John for being consistent, at least.
It’s almost my favorite time of new year…
It’s almost my favorite time of new year…
This is absurd, honestly.
This is absurd, honestly.
Don’t eat the chicken…
Don’t eat the chicken…
Australian+politics+can+get+a+bit+hairy%26%238230%3B
Australian politics can get a bit hairy…
Government+issued+fish+filet+only.
Government issued fish filet only.
Never+cave+to+the+democratic+hoax%26%238230%3B
Never cave to the democratic hoax…
%28there+was+never+a+party%29
(there was never a party)
Join the conversation
%2Aboss+music+intensifies%2A
*boss music intensifies*
If+I+could+be+the+little+spoon+sometimes+that+would+be+nice%2C+too.
If I could be the little spoon sometimes that would be nice, too.
Do+a+good+turn+daily.
Do a good turn daily.
%C3%B0%C5%B8%C2%90%C5%B8+%C3%A2%E2%84%A2%C2%BE
🐟 ♾
Get+C+H+O+P+P+E+D
Get C H O P P E D
AND+MY+AXE%26%238230%3B%3F
AND MY AXE…?
The+Face+Book%2C+circa+1902
The Face Book, circa 1902
Bill+would+like+to+kindly+request+that+you+wear+your+got+dam+mask.
Bill would like to kindly request that you wear your got dam mask.