Oh Salad, You are one hilarious mothafreaka

Oh Salad, You are one hilarious mothafreaka

“other than 5s?” – “other than 5s.” – “well everyone, let’s pack it up…”

“other than 5s?” – “other than 5s.” – “well everyone, let’s pack it up…”

okay first of all, w– well you’re not wrong but–

okay first of all, w– well you’re not wrong but–

hey wai– where are you going comebackplease

hey wai– where are you going comebackplease

turn that frown upside-down

turn that frown upside-down

in fact, you just made it guaranteed that i’m going to make a stupid joke now

in fact, you just made it guaranteed that i’m going to make a stupid joke now

lifechanging help <3

lifechanging help <3

it’s all making sense now…

it’s all making sense now…

not the intended purpose…

not the intended purpose…

it usually gets received the same way, too

it usually gets received the same way, too

this tweet is aggressive af

this tweet is aggressive af

“be the joy you seek” or something wise like that

“be the joy you seek” or something wise like that

10 Colorado Memes to Shred

10 Colorado Memes to Shred

10 Cat Memes to Knock off the Edge

10 Cat Memes to Knock off the Edge

“you want me to BEND?!?! Good sir I am a knee!”

“you want me to BEND?!?! Good sir I am a knee!”

i just want a lil’ romance :(

i just want a lil’ romance :(