Today’s going to be a good day!

oh no is an understatement

dead batteries free of charge

Paul Rudd isn’t just a superhero in the movies!

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

pandas are the slowest creators of chaos known to humankind

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.