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My life right now…

My life right now...
The prophecy has been fulfilled.
The prophecy has been fulfilled.
Record low water levels reveal waste dumped by the US in Greenland during the cold war.
Record low water levels reveal waste dumped by the US in Greenland during the cold war.
Imagine their faces when they run the numbers…
Imagine their faces when they run the numbers…
A knocker-up could be hired to ensure that you wake up on time for work.
A knocker-up could be hired to ensure that you wake up on time for work.
You can’t even handle me, damnit.
You can’t even handle me, damnit.
This record breaking pumpkin refuses to give Han Solo a second chance…
This record breaking pumpkin refuses to give Han Solo a second chance…
Vegas casino security overlooking the pit, circa 1969.
Vegas casino security overlooking the pit, circa 1969.
Bring your kids to work day did not go well.
Bring your kids to work day did not go well.
Canadian Navy seems pretty chill…
Canadian Navy seems pretty chill…
Harambe is risen.
Harambe is risen.
Dodge ALL the bullets…
Dodge ALL the bullets…
Nerding out with my OCD and a box of Nerds…
Nerding out with my OCD and a box of Nerds…
It’s a string…
It’s a string…
Moms get bored, at times.
Moms get bored, at times.
Lord Farquaad is risen from the grave!
Lord Farquaad is risen from the grave!
oh+i+thought+it+was+Yoga+Matteus
oh i thought it was Yoga Matteus
those+were+the+days
those were the days
circus+min-maximus
circus min-maximus
being+at+family+gatherings+like%3A
being at family gatherings like:
Join the conversation
samwise+gamsleep
samwise gamsleep
huh%2C+that%26%238217%3Bs+nifty
huh, that’s nifty
what+a+hoot
what a hoot
10+Funny+Air+Memes+to+Blow+You+Away
10 Funny Air Memes to Blow You Away
it%26%238217%3Bs+super+effective%21
it’s super effective!
%28the+french%26%238217%3Bs%29+secrets+to+life
(the french’s) secrets to life
wait%2C+you+can+drink+it%3F
wait, you can drink it?
this+made+me+think+of+you+%3C3
this made me think of you <3