Rodent problems.

Life is short, by Jack Dorsey.

Cheap entertainment!

And that’s just fine right now, Stu.

Friendly reminder to move on.

Ye Olde Barber Shoppe’s are an essential service, prove me wrong.

C’mon, guy… let’s move past this already.

You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.

Circa 70s conversation pits need to make a comeback.

DIY Homer’s spice rack from the Simpsons

It is finished, it is done…

*phoooomp*

People believe in themselves a little too much, it seems, sirca 1902.

When Trailer Park Boys SMS VENT

Cats keep it pretty simple…

We don’t need a vaccine for this one…