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Neckbeard things…

Neckbeard things...
A man called Fred.
A man called Fred.
Don’t you dare violate my lunar rights.
Don’t you dare violate my lunar rights.
A blessing on your head, mazel tov!
A blessing on your head, mazel tov!
But my cake looks like an actual briefcase…
But my cake looks like an actual briefcase…
Bah [will] ram you.
Bah [will] ram you.
It’s not a runny nose, Carol, it’s just drip.
It’s not a runny nose, Carol, it’s just drip.
Cooler than you, circa 1977.
Cooler than you, circa 1977.
Uplift significant others with consistency.
Uplift significant others with consistency.
Hot tubs can be for the bears, too.
Hot tubs can be for the bears, too.
WWJD?
WWJD?
She’s a keeper…
She’s a keeper…
It’s a step in the right direction and I applaud the endeavor.
It’s a step in the right direction and I applaud the endeavor.
A little space, bruv?
A little space, bruv?
The last Qantas 747 flight draws its Patronus before it retired from duty.
The last Qantas 747 flight draws its Patronus before it retired from duty.
Somebody get this kid some Methylphenidate…
Somebody get this kid some Methylphenidate…
Even+squirrels+love+Halloween.
Even squirrels love Halloween.
Vegetarian+Zombies.
Vegetarian Zombies.
Every+end+of+month.
Every end of month.
I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+sleep+with+my+husband+before+we+were+married%26%238230%3B
I didn’t sleep with my husband before we were married…
Join the conversation
All+the+cute.
All the cute.
First+kiss.
First kiss.
Vote+with+your+gum.
Vote with your gum.
Halloween+costume%2C+you%26%238217%3Bre+doing+it+wrong%21
Halloween costume, you’re doing it wrong!
Some+people.
Some people.
Good+point.
Good point.
Who+is+doing+this%3F%21
Who is doing this?!
Assemble+the+minions%21
Assemble the minions!