If it requires pants or a bra…

Warning: This Tupperware may provoke flashbacks.

Go home, pigeon

His sign may be smaller, but his message is much bigger.

Dads only like grilling, fishing, golf and beer, right?

Chance of rain on Tinder

I’d watch this movie.

Backyard pool built into an old limestone quarry.

Made me s m i l e

That’s not AI.

Not interested in the slightest.

Forward thinking

Should have had it sorted this time around…

We’re not close anymore.

Thanks Dad.

Chef Rush: The White House Chef who Benches 700lbs, Sculpts Ice, and Decorates Cake