I nearly pissed myself…

I nearly pissed myself...

Cleanliness is next to deathliness… basically.

Cleanliness is next to deathliness… basically.

Or perhaps stop pouring concrete.

Or perhaps stop pouring concrete.

Tamper proof pizza is best pizza.

Tamper proof pizza is best pizza.

When Pixar mimics reality.

When Pixar mimics reality.

Give your father some space, child.

Give your father some space, child.

Oh Susanne how I miss you.

Oh Susanne how I miss you.

I told that birch it was a surprise.

I told that birch it was a surprise.

Volcano Snails Have Shells Made Of Iron And Live In Hydrothermal Vents. #metal

Volcano Snails Have Shells Made Of Iron And Live In Hydrothermal Vents. #metal

You’re a good lad, Jaime.

You’re a good lad, Jaime.

Yes, of course I would watch this movie.

Yes, of course I would watch this movie.

Do the roar!

That’s odd, Neo exclaimed as he saw a second black cat…

That’s odd, Neo exclaimed as he saw a second black cat…

Handle your fish with care, please…

Handle your fish with care, please…

Vincent Van Dough

Vincent Van Dough

What did you say about my wife…? :/

What did you say about my wife…? :/