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Never play poker with the world’s fastest animal…

Never play poker with the world's fastest animal...
Sometimes I have this conversation with myself
Sometimes I have this conversation with myself
…The laughter of a man who knows the funniest joke in the world.
…The laughter of a man who knows the funniest joke in the world.
An ancient guide to girding your loins.
An ancient guide to girding your loins.
The master of distraction.
The master of distraction.
Teach them young.
Teach them young.
Chalk this one up to mail privilege.
Chalk this one up to mail privilege.
Couldn’t figure out why my wife was in such a good mood after an argument
Couldn’t figure out why my wife was in such a good mood after an argument
Oktoberfest is among us.
Oktoberfest is among us.
THAT’S WHERE THE MONEY AT BABY
THAT’S WHERE THE MONEY AT BABY
We must protect the baby.
We must protect the baby.
DMV Timelapse.
DMV Timelapse.
I crave the midnight sausage.
I crave the midnight sausage.
We hates it!
We hates it!
Kitty kisses are the best.
Kitty kisses are the best.
A village in Yemen.
A village in Yemen.
That%26%238217%3Bs+a+story+for+the+grandchildren
That’s a story for the grandchildren
Goodnight%2C+then.
Goodnight, then.
%2Aflop%2A
*flop*
Explaining+Jail+To+A+5+Year+Old
Explaining Jail To A 5 Year Old
Join the conversation
Notice+Me
Notice Me
It+was+a+simpler+time
It was a simpler time
The+fries+beckon.
The fries beckon.
The+darkness.
The darkness.
This+bread+will+be+mine
This bread will be mine
Sophie+Turner+and+Joe+Jonas+staring+at+paparazzi.
Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas staring at paparazzi.
Putting+up+with+the+void.
Putting up with the void.
Goddammit%2C+Susan.
Goddammit, Susan.