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A card for my mom.

A card for my mom.
http://jimbenton.com
you almost sunk my battleship
you almost sunk my battleship
i know how capitalism works
i know how capitalism works
miracle dog
miracle dog
and now so do i
and now so do i
silent, like the p in pterodactyl
silent, like the p in pterodactyl
This would be my response, too
This would be my response, too
Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol
Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol
they won’t be able to mcresist me
they won’t be able to mcresist me
this joke is horseshit
this joke is horseshit
that’s showbiz, baby!
that’s showbiz, baby!
a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously
a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously
you know the move
you know the move
i live my life with no regrets
i live my life with no regrets
Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?
Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?
more stores need this on display
more stores need this on display
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Hands.
Hands.
Join the conversation
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Rustin+Hieber+%26%238211%3B+The+Movie.
Rustin Hieber – The Movie.
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Yep…
Obviously.
Obviously.
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‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…