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John Hodgman explains to Jon Stewart why he wants to buy the LA Clippers

John Hodgman explains to Jon Stewart why he wants to buy the LA Clippers
would adopt
would adopt
it’s all about what you can see
it’s all about what you can see
show dominance over your peers by burning the house down
show dominance over your peers by burning the house down
the robot just wanted to weigh in on the fried chicken sandwich wars
the robot just wanted to weigh in on the fried chicken sandwich wars
no gas? no problem!
no gas? no problem!
why are the oranges labeled ‘gorillas?’
why are the oranges labeled ‘gorillas?’
petting comes before protection
petting comes before protection
you’re never too old to go trick or treating
you’re never too old to go trick or treating
that’s just rude
that’s just rude
teach this to your kids
teach this to your kids
this actually happened
this actually happened
the dog needed the affirmation
the dog needed the affirmation
she is the captain now
she is the captain now
baking it to the top
baking it to the top
you know it’s bad when even the cat looks guilty
you know it’s bad when even the cat looks guilty
what+cryptid+will+you+become%3F
what cryptid will you become?
never+gonna+give+you+up
never gonna give you up
okay%2C+i+have+a+gun+because+i%26%238217%3Bm+an+american
okay, i have a gun because i’m an american
always+5
always 5
Join the conversation
this+is+me
this is me
beautiful
beautiful
turtle+power%21
turtle power!
brunch+bae
brunch bae
the+best+horse+name+origin
the best horse name origin
what+weird+mood+messed+with+your+algorithm%3F
what weird mood messed with your algorithm?
i%26%238217%3Bm+going+on+a+trip
i’m going on a trip
aged+like+fine+wine
aged like fine wine