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John Hodgman explains to Jon Stewart why he wants to buy the LA Clippers

John Hodgman explains to Jon Stewart why he wants to buy the LA Clippers
We call it the lazy river.
We call it the lazy river.
Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.
Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.
360º door slam.
360º door slam.
NOT FOR CONSUMPTION
NOT FOR CONSUMPTION
I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…
I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…
Eye placement is important.
Eye placement is important.
What a mogul!
What a mogul!
Don’t worry about me, actually.
Don’t worry about me, actually.
Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.
Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.
Kittens and their interdimensional twins.
Kittens and their interdimensional twins.
He’s really borked up this time…
He’s really borked up this time…
The mummified head of Josephine Rosenthal.The first Catholic Nun ever recorded to be possessed.
The mummified head of Josephine Rosenthal.The first Catholic Nun ever recorded to be possessed.
Long live the Queen…
Long live the Queen…
Guess whooo?
Guess whooo?
Meet Bowie. Sometimes he forgets he was rescued from the Korean meat trade.
Meet Bowie. Sometimes he forgets he was rescued from the Korean meat trade.
left+swipe
left swipe
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
Join the conversation
WATCH+OUT+FOR+DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
good+question
good question