We Came to Beat You Up

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

the law of giants

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

was joining the US military the original squid game?

another delicious hummuscide

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

a real life first attempt at drawing keanu reeves

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

the flux capacitor can only handle so much

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

the makers of oreos have no chill