I freaking hate lettuce

I freaking hate lettuce

A protesters sign during the AIDS pandemic, circa 1985

A protesters sign during the AIDS pandemic, circa 1985

Sending complaints to police unions be like…

Sending complaints to police unions be like…

Everything was bigger, back then.

Everything was bigger, back then.

We call it the toe crusher.

We call it the toe crusher.

Well, it was worth a try.

Well, it was worth a try.

To cucumber is to human.

To cucumber is to human.

Kris is at risk for Covid-19, anyway.

Kris is at risk for Covid-19, anyway.

That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

Say hello to the saddest man in Saudi Arabia.

Say hello to the saddest man in Saudi Arabia.

why they can’t just go around… – momma cheetah, probably.

why they can’t just go around… – momma cheetah, probably.

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

Too soon to revisit arming the teachers?

Too soon to revisit arming the teachers?

Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.

Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.

Mr. Ian McKellen’s protest sign.

Mr. Ian McKellen’s protest sign.

I would buy a pint.

I would buy a pint.