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I don’t need to flirt.

I don't need to flirt.
Me and my bed, you and your jeans.
Me and my bed, you and your jeans.
Cats are jerks.
Cats are jerks.
My friends are idiots.
My friends are idiots.
Do want.
Do want.
My significant otter.
My significant otter.
Words.
Words.
I shall wear it with honor!
I shall wear it with honor!
This is really offensive and racist.
This is really offensive and racist.
Hello Kitty Airline.
Hello Kitty Airline.
Condescending Wonka is so meta right now.
Condescending Wonka is so meta right now.
The problem with airport security.
The problem with airport security.
Pals.
Pals.
Martini Chihuahua.
Martini Chihuahua.
Forgiveness.
Forgiveness.
Scumbag dog.
Scumbag dog.
The+cleansing+is+palatable.
The cleansing is palatable.
Wow%26%238230%3B+kids+are+so+neat.+%26%238211%3B+Gato%2C+probably.
Wow… kids are so neat. – Gato, probably.
Beware+the+arms+of+Lake+Maiden.
Beware the arms of Lake Maiden.
%2AINSERT+CLICKBAIT+TITLE%2A
*INSERT CLICKBAIT TITLE*
Join the conversation
Just+gimme+dat+charge%26%238230%3B
Just gimme dat charge…
Sea+bugs+are+best+bugs.
Sea bugs are best bugs.
Always+has+been.
Always has been.
Art%5Bhur%5D
Art[hur]
The+Knights+of+Columbus+doing+their+best%2C+circa+1988.
The Knights of Columbus doing their best, circa 1988.
%2Asad+kermie+noises%2A
*sad kermie noises*
OK+dad+it%26%238217%3Bs+getting+a+lil+weird+now%26%238230%3B
OK dad it’s getting a lil weird now…
That%26%238217%3Bs+life%2C+baby.
That’s life, baby.