Don’t hold signs up and expect nothing bad to happen.

Don't hold signs up and expect nothing bad to happen.

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

i should have texted instead

i should have texted instead

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

that’s a loaded question

that’s a loaded question

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

did he do it?

beer science

send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes

how it started vs how it’s going

how it started vs how it’s going

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

time to cry!

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!