One can only hope…

One can only hope...

Clowns.

Why I’m alone.

Why I’m alone.

Draw me like one of your organic carbon based females of French origin.

Draw me like one of your organic carbon based females of French origin.

The multiverse theory.

The multiverse theory.

Scumbag babies.

Scumbag babies.

The truth about 50 Shades of Grey.

The truth about 50 Shades of Grey.

Cats are jerks.

Cats are jerks.

Roses are red…

Roses are red…

When a website tries to suggest a username.

When a website tries to suggest a username.

Thug life.

Hi, I’m Paula Deen.

Hi, I’m Paula Deen.

Can we sleep on your table?

Can we sleep on your table?

So I heard they’re naming a new paint color after you.

So I heard they’re naming a new paint color after you.

Victoria’s Secret vs. Dove.

Victoria’s Secret vs. Dove.

Almost died in Finding Nemo.

Almost died in Finding Nemo.