Sadly this is true.

My friend has her mind set on making the entire world uncomfortable with her painting

Jelly Belly sells factory rejects called Belly Flops

How to catch wild pigs.

The greatest of holiday traditions: the Thanksgiving Leftovers Sandwich.

I'm not worried about the economy because I don't understand it.

Causes of rape.

Land of opportunity.

Pokemon IRL.

Things I wish I could put on my resume.

Yes it gives me extraordinary power.

Weiner jokes are the best jokes.

Canadian public transport, basically.

I went to law school for this.

Dear Human

It really is that simple.