How to talk to short people.

How to talk to short people.

birds aren’t real

birds aren’t real

i love tony hawk for always being in on the joke

i love tony hawk for always being in on the joke

i chose not to answer

i chose not to answer

orcs shall inherit the winter

orcs shall inherit the winter

he’s been a bad bad boy

he’s been a bad bad boy

worked perfectly

worked perfectly

freedom

‘prince charmin’ made me cringe

‘prince charmin’ made me cringe

what’s your favorite kill?

what’s your favorite kill?

thanks, dad

kaboom

took long enough

took long enough

good for him!

i do like dramatic robes

i do like dramatic robes

cry me a table