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Abraham Lincoln tells it like it is.

Abraham Lincoln tells it like it is.
a bit fruity
a bit fruity
why u du dis
why u du dis
i’m in this stone and i dont like it
i’m in this stone and i dont like it
what. thephuck.
what. thephuck.
remember, it was *both ways*
remember, it was *both ways*
im the goat
im the goat
truer words have never been said
truer words have never been said
oh how the tables turn
oh how the tables turn
*makes sure pen tip is clicked in*
*makes sure pen tip is clicked in*
let’s all just tuck that memory away
let’s all just tuck that memory away
meet my dogs, pretyman and nosewise
meet my dogs, pretyman and nosewise
oh, let me suggest every shopping site ever
oh, let me suggest every shopping site ever
it all makes sense now…
it all makes sense now…
10 of Guy’s Fave Memes, Because You Asked
10 of Guy’s Fave Memes, Because You Asked
i’d rather be socially normal than get the big bertha burrito from taco bell
i’d rather be socially normal than get the big bertha burrito from taco bell
My+interactions+with+females%26%238230%3B
My interactions with females…
Shhh%26%238230%3B
Shhh…
Pin+up+kitties.
Pin up kitties.
Business+Cat+strikes+again.
Business Cat strikes again.
Join the conversation
If+candies+had+honest+slogans.
If candies had honest slogans.
Try+this+at+home.
Try this at home.
If+Tolkien+worked+in+advertising.
If Tolkien worked in advertising.
Michael+the+gorilla.
Michael the gorilla.
Calvin+and+Hobbes%3A+The+college+years
Calvin and Hobbes: The college years
Protect+your+mind+with+science.
Protect your mind with science.
The+lone+traveler.
The lone traveler.
Not+sisters%2C+not+twins%26%238230%3B
Not sisters, not twins…