One shocking thing your kids don’t know.

One shocking thing your kids don't know.

my mistakes have evolved

my mistakes have evolved

stupidly unstoppable

stupidly unstoppable

obviously a cucumber

obviously a cucumber

this is terrifying

this is terrifying

call me trash panda one more time

call me trash panda one more time

collect them all!

collect them all!

so do i

you break it, you buy it

you break it, you buy it

adding to my google calendar

adding to my google calendar

it’s getting cold outside

it’s getting cold outside

And all this time I thought they were the same

And all this time I thought they were the same

comet suicide

hipster dog

this didn’t work out how i imagined at all

this didn’t work out how i imagined at all

the correct decision was made

the correct decision was made