I was in love with you, okay?!

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

oh no is an understatement