Death is poetic.

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

up? down? sideways

how not to tell someone their std test results

This is a brilliant grandpa move

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

write the next line of this story

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

just one?

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

you will pay for your betrayal

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen