Feeling Lucky?

Story of my life.

Story of my life.
Apollo 10’s little known incident
Apollo 10’s little known incident
What should I put on my birthday cake?
What should I put on my birthday cake?
Forty five minutes? challenge accepted
Forty five minutes? challenge accepted
Art makes me sick.
Art makes me sick.
The Martin giveth and the Martin taketh away.
The Martin giveth and the Martin taketh away.
Just when I thought this was going away, someone takes it to a new level.
Just when I thought this was going away, someone takes it to a new level.
Rule 395
Rule 395
Words.
Words.
Do you know what sarcasm means?
Do you know what sarcasm means?
Talking with waitresses.
Talking with waitresses.
I’ve been reading up on nipples.
I’ve been reading up on nipples.
A lovely collection of hamster butts.
A lovely collection of hamster butts.
Thomas Edison gets it.
Thomas Edison gets it.
This is a thing. They’re called catios.
This is a thing. They’re called catios.
Making a difference in the world
Making a difference in the world
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
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Mhm…
Obviously.
Obviously.
Join the conversation
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
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Congratulations…
Sup+player.
Sup player.
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But why?!