Feeling Lucky?

I’m in the mood for a quickie!

I'm in the mood for a quickie!
Life could be worse, Calvin.
Life could be worse, Calvin.
We’re all one big family!
We’re all one big family!
Come forth and receive eternal life…
Come forth and receive eternal life…
Oink oink bitches.
Oink oink bitches.
Fred caught a bug and wasn’t sure what to do with it.
Fred caught a bug and wasn’t sure what to do with it.
Remember how much of a dick Dumbledore was?
Remember how much of a dick Dumbledore was?
A snail eating a blade of grass.
A snail eating a blade of grass.
Ideal child.
Ideal child.
Tyranothorus
Tyranothorus
Enhance…. Enhance…. Enhance…. He’s watching us
Enhance…. Enhance…. Enhance…. He’s watching us
Gets me every time.
Gets me every time.
Now is your chance to dance.
Now is your chance to dance.
State your first name, last name, and occupation.
State your first name, last name, and occupation.
Remember to put the glass down.
Remember to put the glass down.
Phtar Warph
Phtar Warph
After+a+physics+exam.
After a physics exam.
Facebook+introduces+new+Instagram+filters.
Facebook introduces new Instagram filters.
Happy+Monday.
Happy Monday.
Sherlock+gets+a+present.
Sherlock gets a present.
Join the conversation
LIAR%21
LIAR!
My+parents+should+be+proud+of+me%26%238230%3B
My parents should be proud of me…
I+have+a+big+head%2C+and+little+arms+%3A%28
I have a big head, and little arms :(
Words.
Words.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Seems+legit.
Seems legit.
Insecurity.
Insecurity.
Study+art%2C+they+said%26%238230%3B
Study art, they said…