I need to stop objectifying women.

they found their life’s purpose

am i phobos the moon of mars?

the kinds of gifts that writers don’t approve of

this is really cool

keeping your plants alive is more important than getting stitches. everyone knows that

boba fett is actually pinocchio

late to work due to duck parade

When you take your job as a plant parent literally

that’s a big pill to swallow

wild birds in australia have learned to curse at people

helping to keep the pigs cool on a hot summer day

a new breed of cat has been discovered

the evolution of superheroes

overheard at whole foods

and there is no middle ground, so don’t even ask