You have a parasite.

You have a parasite.

I’ll just bite her finger and OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING

I’ll just bite her finger and OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING

I have a dad. I am a dad. I don’t mind a dad joke.

I have a dad. I am a dad. I don’t mind a dad joke.

Summer woes.

Still use this on my girlfriend.

Still use this on my girlfriend.

Pokemon problems.

Pokemon problems.

Lego’d Michelangelo

Lego’d Michelangelo

Forgivably deceptive cards.

Forgivably deceptive cards.

I guess I’ll put this one back on the shelf

I guess I’ll put this one back on the shelf

Everything happens for a raisin.

Everything happens for a raisin.

Whenever I ask my parents for money

Whenever I ask my parents for money

Some great actors.

Some great actors.

I’m an animal…

I’m an animal…

These two are quite the pair.

These two are quite the pair.

Honest Game Trailers – Minecraft

Honest Game Trailers – Minecraft

There is a chicken in my garage.

There is a chicken in my garage.