She found lipstick in my pocket…

walked into a bank to pick up checks might chop some wood later

You know you’re an elder millenial if…

boba fett is actually pinocchio

CSI: disneyland

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald

am i phobos the moon of mars?

the kinds of gifts that writers don’t approve of

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

An ostrich pulled carriage being stopped by an officer in los angeles 1930

70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock

a real puffin trying to mimic and fit in with a fake puffin on the east coast

don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

who wore it better?

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense