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My dad is such a nerd.

My dad is such a nerd.
vassalized
vassalized
alarming noises
alarming noises
a moment’s peace
a moment’s peace
menage a trouble
menage a trouble
urine trouble, mister
urine trouble, mister
herbie’s hayday
herbie’s hayday
engine-near
engine-near
recycling trash
recycling trash
you shall pass
you shall pass
drama queen
drama queen
not your garden variety story…
not your garden variety story…
draining joyride
draining joyride
fine-al form
fine-al form
daylight saving time
daylight saving time
breaking the silence
breaking the silence
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
Join the conversation
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.