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Got this for a friend for their new house.

Got this for a friend for their new house.
Cats are jerks.
Cats are jerks.
This man has hops.
This man has hops.
I don’t want to live on the moon either, Ernie.
I don’t want to live on the moon either, Ernie.
Dear Cancer.
Dear Cancer.
Frank looked out over the majestic rocky coast…
Frank looked out over the majestic rocky coast…
When is it okay to ask a woman if she is pregnant?
When is it okay to ask a woman if she is pregnant?
Brian was a Metal head…
Brian was a Metal head…
Punctuation can be cute.
Punctuation can be cute.
So I found some drift wood the other day…
So I found some drift wood the other day…
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
The Internet at 2AM.
The Internet at 2AM.
Japanese Russian roulette.
Japanese Russian roulette.
How to wash your dishes.
How to wash your dishes.
Used stairs for sale.
Used stairs for sale.
I’ll be Bach.
I’ll be Bach.
%2Aillegal+gathering+reported%2A
*illegal gathering reported*
It%26%238217%3Bs+my+Jeep+in+box.
It’s my Jeep in box.
%2Acar+door+closing+intensifies%2A
*car door closing intensifies*
%5C%2F%5C%2F
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Grammar+is
Grammar is
Why+aren%26%238217%3Bt+we+funding+this%3F
Why aren’t we funding this?
Shut+up+and+take+my+money.
Shut up and take my money.
Erhm%26%238230%3B+doc%3F
Erhm… doc?
But+yes%2C+still+lbs+of+it%2C+please.
But yes, still lbs of it, please.
And+then+the+dumpsters+ignited%26%238230%3B
And then the dumpsters ignited…
We+nom+with+diversity%21
We nom with diversity!
So+anyway%2C+here%26%238217%3Bs+an+ants+arse.
So anyway, here’s an ants arse.