How to write good.

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

google became the thing it sought to destroy

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

gonna need to step outside for a second

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

political pokemon

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?