I love Spanish.

This kid Risks.

Knock knock.

Extreme bubble wrap challenge.

It’s real in my heart.

When your wife is actually garbage.

Canadians are more flamboyant than they let on.

A wholesome NYC experience.

Don’t look directly into my third eye.

Serving and protecing.

Do you even meow?

Water vs alcohol

Yeah that seems pretty accurate, actually.

Human fingers are fun.

Apparently after too many beers I decided to mobile deposit this photo as a 10k check. They were surprisingly nice about it all.

Doing my best.