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An Astronaut’s Guide to the Space Toilet

Get wrecked, little man…
Get wrecked, little man…
Reach for the stars…
Reach for the stars…
Nice.
Nice.
Got dammit Gary, buzz off.
Got dammit Gary, buzz off.
I blame the Christ, personally.
I blame the Christ, personally.
children of all* ages.
children of all* ages.
y’all nasty…
y’all nasty…
Forbidden double-stuffed…
Forbidden double-stuffed…
Nail this guy to a cross, amiright?
Nail this guy to a cross, amiright?
I need me some grass fed stegosaurus
I need me some grass fed stegosaurus
I could wheel here.
I could wheel here.
Well, yes actually.
Well, yes actually.
Thanksgiving was pretty lit this year.
Thanksgiving was pretty lit this year.
Blessed bacon.
Blessed bacon.
Words.
Words.
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends?
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
Join the conversation
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
cats+know+good+music+when+they+hear+it
cats know good music when they hear it
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.