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Why I love Steven Colbert so much

Why I love Steven Colbert so much
It cuts the onions.
It cuts the onions.
Password shaming…
Password shaming…
Feed the children.
Feed the children.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
Watermelons for the bees!
Watermelons for the bees!
A friendly reminder that this happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
When movers excel at Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
*crickets*
*crickets*
Science, bitches.
Science, bitches.
Too Many Cars Bad!
Too Many Cars Bad!
RIP in McFarction
RIP in McFarction
and watermelon for these…
and watermelon for these…
i%26%238217%3Bm+going+on+a+trip
i’m going on a trip
brunch+bae
brunch bae
rock+on%21
rock on!
everyone+is+watching+you
everyone is watching you
Join the conversation
you+almost+had+me%2C+hugh+mann
you almost had me, hugh mann
i+want+this+hanging+on+my+wall
i want this hanging on my wall
usa%21+usa%21+usa%21
usa! usa! usa!
okay%2C+i+have+a+gun+because+i%26%238217%3Bm+an+american
okay, i have a gun because i’m an american
omg
omg
please+tell+me+this+isn%26%238217%3Bt+real
please tell me this isn’t real
always+5
always 5
turtle+power%21
turtle power!