Classic Marvin the Martian.

oh no is an understatement

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell