Why isn’t this a thing?

take away the 1 and subtract 2 from the hour. easy

the flip flop killer is thwip thwipping for you

find your bay leaf confidence

how fast are you?

side effects may include incest…

this might be the best way to judge other people

who actually thought this was a good idea?

smells like reborn spirit

and frozen thin mints

Heid klum asked if we would still love her if she was a worm for halloween and the answer was obviously “yes”

beware of log

do not feed the animals

Mariah carey memes because all i want for christmas is for people to stop posting about it before thanksgiving!

um, what now?

you know things are going bad when skechers refuses to talk to you