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So full of bacon [Malcolm in the Middle]

So full of bacon [Malcolm in the Middle]
The wars of the future will be fought with drones and toilet paper.
The wars of the future will be fought with drones and toilet paper.
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Got my girlfriend a new book.
Got my girlfriend a new book.
Beethoven was a genius.
Beethoven was a genius.
I love Costco also.
I love Costco also.
Natural defense
Natural defense
31 years has a price, apparently.
31 years has a price, apparently.
Theatrical overkill.
Theatrical overkill.
Good cop bad cop.
Good cop bad cop.
Volunteers cooked 46 turkey and trimmings yesterday to be served to ~800 less fortunate guests.
Volunteers cooked 46 turkey and trimmings yesterday to be served to ~800 less fortunate guests.
Apparently somebody likes to eat shoes.
Apparently somebody likes to eat shoes.
Under[standing] bites.
Under[standing] bites.
Police found a homing pigeon carrying 200 ecstasy pills in a little backpack.
Police found a homing pigeon carrying 200 ecstasy pills in a little backpack.
Why an international men’s day?
Why an international men’s day?
When ball is life
When ball is life
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Join the conversation
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Classy.
Classy.