Every time a cat cleans itself it is worshiping the Dark Lord

the worst feeling

10 Weird and Crazy Vending Machines for…Convenience…?

a shame indeed

anyway, here’s wonderwall

i would be out of money watching this in the theaters on repeat

chad english teacher

get on, smurfette

prophetic loopholes for writing

you can butter my sweet corn

oh great, i didn’t unalive in my sleep

Weekly Dose of Wholesome to Nourish the Soul (June 24)

who would win: one blind lawyer or six armed danger goons using nightvision in bright light?

the tories were right

which do you like more?

uh oh ho oh